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| She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didnt !... more
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| A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature o... more
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| A wealthy man sat in his attorneys office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give m... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he w... more
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| Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."Its just too hot to wear clothes today," co... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "Youd better!"... more
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| Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he sa... more
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| A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more
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| This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefullyenjoying himself,when his wife sneaks up behind hi... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Not that my wifes the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my sec... more
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