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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldnt stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just dont listen. How do you do that? Says the other. Its easy! I turn off the light!
 
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