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| A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Q: How do you know when youre at a hillbilly wedding?A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?She wanted a big wedding.... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Young Actor: Dad, guess what? Ive just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 ye... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have t... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman.... more
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