*** Get your own version of this site - Click here to download the jokes site script ***
Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:247
 
Joke:"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, Ill take two."
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners