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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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