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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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