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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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