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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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