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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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