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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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