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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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