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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing atthe counter methodically placing "Lo... more
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