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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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