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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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