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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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