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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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