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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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