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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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