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| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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