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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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