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| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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