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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawye... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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