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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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