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Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
 
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