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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switch... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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