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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange,... more
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