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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie... more
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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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