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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In t... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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