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| How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?Cut the rope.... more
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| 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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