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| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainte... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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