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| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked."The side that pays your fee,"... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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