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| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I sh... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "Ive just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal... more
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| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more
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| A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofh... more
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