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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more
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| A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship. He was inform... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more
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