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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 3. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 4. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for d... more
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| 6. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!... more
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| 9. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 10. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A local United Way office realized that it had neverreceived a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The perso... more
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