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| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending... more
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| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more
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| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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