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| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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