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| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...Oh, wait a minute, he already does.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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