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| Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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