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| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workst... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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