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| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more
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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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