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| How did the flea learn to use the internet?He had to start from scratch.... more
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| Why are frogs no good at websurfing?Computers have them toad-ily confused.... more
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| Have you seen www.apathy.com?No, and quite honestly I cant be bothered.... more
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| 4. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| Have you seen www.square.com?No, I havent got around to it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit... more
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| 6. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more
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| Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?No - but hes got a ruff idea.... more
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| 8. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they cant stop saving their work.... more
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| Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the l... more
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| What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, theyre not listening to you anyway... more
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