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| What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, theyre not listening to you anyway... more
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| Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com?Yes, itss no great shakes!... more
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| Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?No, you should do it on a computer.... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?I dont know, but its e-nourmous.... more
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| What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?A very, very big spider !... more
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| 6. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.... more
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| 7. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, youll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pup... more
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| PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more
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| How do you make rude noises on the Internet?With a whoop e-cushion.... more
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| 10. | Category: Internet jokes  |
| Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pu... more
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