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| What did the spider say to the fly ?Were getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?... more
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| What is a fleas favourite book ?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !... more
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| What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.... more
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| What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !... more
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| What is red and dangerous ?Strawberry and tarantula jelly !... more
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| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more
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| One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."... more
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| 8. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What do you call an ant with frogs legs? An antphibian.... more
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| 9. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?... more
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| What did the woodworm say to the chair ?Its been nice gnawing you !... more
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