| 1. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.... more
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| What does a bee say before it stings you ?This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !... more
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| Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !... more
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| 4. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !... more
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| 5. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea cant have elephants !... more
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| 6. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| How do you start an insect race ?One, two, flea - go... more
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| What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !... more
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| 8. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl... more
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| 9. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."... more
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| 10. | Category: Insect jokes  |
| What did the confused bee say ?To bee or not to bee !... more
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