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| Housekeeper: Professor, theres a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldnt believe me. Profess... more
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| What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.... more
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| I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said... more
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| Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham at a Tus-caloosa ballroom. They danced every dance together. When the evening wa... more
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| Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.... more
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| A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more
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| Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.... more
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| How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.... more
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| Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it aint somethin yew can pick up overnight.... more
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| Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They dont want to have to retrain them.... more
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