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| A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mothers birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for h... more
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| A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. Im sorry, sir, said a cashier, the loan arran... more
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| Q. Whats te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but theres something growing in the refriger... more
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| How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii,... more
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| Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!... more
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| What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!... more
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| What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.... more
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| How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.... more
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| Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed f... more
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| Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed? Fred: Because I couldnt find a snake.... more
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