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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 259 | | | | Joke: | A guy goes to a girls house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as hes standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He picks it up, and as hes looking at it, she walks back in. He says "Whats this?"She says, "Oh, my fathers ashes are in there."He goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."She says, "Yeah, hes too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray." | | | |
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