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Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. "Theyre yours, but what are they for?" the genie asked."Im tired of walking everywhere--I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I wont have to work to get on the horse.""But the squirrel?" asked the genie."I need something to go click-click to start the horse!!!"

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