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| Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- freshwater or sea water?... more
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| It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
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| My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.How is she now ?Shes fine. But, the dog died.... more
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| What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.... more
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| Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed? Fred: Because I couldnt find a snake.... more
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| What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.... more
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| Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!... more
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| Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to sho... more
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| Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadnt even been coloured in yet.... more
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| A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for t... more
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