*** Get your own version of this site - Click here to download the jokes site script ***
Nearly 10,000 funny jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Humor jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:184
 
Joke:Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Humor Jokes:

1.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."... more

2.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp... more

3.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which... more

4.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, what... more

5.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in loveand going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, Im... more

6.   Category: Humor jokes  4 stars
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more

7.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned h... more

8.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... more

9.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. Ill just use t... more

10.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "Ive been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insu... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners