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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven oclock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, it came seventh.
 
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