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| Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!... more
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| Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed f... more
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| Sharon: Im so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.... more
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| Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!... more
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| Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.... more
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| What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?Lou !... more
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| Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.... more
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| Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.... more
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| How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?"Are you kidding? They wont even change a five dollar bill."... more
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| Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadnt even been coloured in yet.... more
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