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| Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more
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| What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw... more
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| How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how... more
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| Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginn... more
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| The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "Ive been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insu... more
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| Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!... more
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| So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, Im afraid not". (A frayed knot).... more
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| What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !... more
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| My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.Shes very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.... more
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| How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperw... more
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