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| Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!... more
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| Q: Why couldnt the animals on Noahs Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!... more
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| 3. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.... more
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| Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three t... more
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| 5. | Category: Humor jokes |
| What do you call an amorous insect?The love bug.... more
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| 6. | Category: Humor jokes |
| How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combi... more
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| 7. | Category: Humor jokes |
| One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the... more
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| 8. | Category: Humor jokes |
| What did the bell say when it fell in the water? Im wringing wet.... more
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| 9. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit... more
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| 10. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.... more
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