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| Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to sho... more
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| Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough... more
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| A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?""I paid through the nose!" h... more
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| The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," s... more
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| What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.... more
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| Whats a cows favourite love song?When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.... more
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| At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.How did your trunk get so neat? she ask... more
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| What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people... more
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| Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadnt even been coloured in yet.... more
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| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.... more
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