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| Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to sho... more
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| Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You... more
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| Sharon: Im so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and Im sick of it.... more
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| A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business fo... more
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| Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more
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| An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it... more
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| How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two t... more
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| Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.... more
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| Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didnt come back from the photo store?A. "Some day my prints will come!"... more
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| Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD Ill HANG AROUND!... more
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