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| Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the... more
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| What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw... more
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| What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people... more
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| A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she sa... more
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| Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poiso... more
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| Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.... more
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| Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.... more
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| Whats the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass.... more
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| A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a h... more
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| If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).... more
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