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| What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.... more
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| Im not rich like Jack, dont have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marr... more
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| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.... more
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| The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," s... more
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| There was a man who entered a local papers pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of... more
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| Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more
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| What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw... more
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| What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!... more
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| Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.... more
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| What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.... more
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