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| What did the bell say when it fell in the water? Im wringing wet.... more
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| Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in... more
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| Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?A: They got married in the spring.... more
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| There was a man who entered a local papers pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of... more
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| Q: Why dont you wear snow boots? A: Because theyll melt.... more
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| So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dippi... more
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| Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.... more
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| Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed? Fred: Because I couldnt find a snake.... more
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| How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how... more
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| What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!... more
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