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| What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!... more
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| Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more
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| Theyre perfectly matched. Hes blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !... more
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| Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote em off... more
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| How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?"Are you kidding? They wont even change a five dollar bill."... more
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| One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the... more
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| 7. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit... more
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| 8. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldnt admit it out loud, would they?... more
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| Whats the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.... more
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| Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to sho... more
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